Have you tried the apps like me and been pretty underwhelmed at best, and completely hopeless at worst? Besides algorithms and scammy subscriptions, I’ve run into a big problem - being upfront on most apps about kink, fantasies, and sexually positive is not really appropriate let alone encouraged. Wondering if this might be the right venue - if you’re here reading this you didn’t just have my info shoved in your face so definitely seems a little better!

I’m recently divorced, therapy’ing myself, and am ready to finally be happy and have somebody to spend time with and maybe see if something longer term is desired. I guess that’s just dating but - I’m not getting any younger and want to find somebody who values sexual exploration (and frankly, just lots of sex) as a major part of any relationship. Slutty, not promiscuous is what I strive for. Ring any bells?

I’m an open book sexually and if it’s legal, safe, and not humiliating I’m probably into it. I’m all about sharing and being shared, very very very discreetly bi in the bedroom, more d than s but also have plenty of service-oriented fantasies. I’m also all about booty play - it would be ideal if you were as well or open to it. Nothing gross, all about pleasure.

I’m the guy that you can introduce to your friends and family - I can almost guarantee they’ll love me. I will make you laugh, cook for you, diy the shit out of any project or repair you need, can reach the top shelf and will be your biggest supporter. I’m kind and acts of service is my love language but I’m also loud and hate assholes and have no issue being the guy to call them out in public. Think - standing up for the little guy, not physically fighting - but it’s kind of indicative of my general outlook on the world.

Seattle native that would love to show you my favorite corners of the state and learn yours, share my love of boating and the water with you. I’m up for an adventure, or a lazy day watching Netflix, eating edibles, and cooking you delicious food. Must love animals and not be a trumper - other than that I’m pretty easy :). Age wise - 30-45 probably makes the most sense but I’m all about connection.

Would love to chat if this sounds like it might be you - thank you for reading if you made it this far!