Hi! To start - I’m not interested in something casual, FWB’ish, etc - I appreciate that’s slightly different from most of the posts here but still think this might be the right place to meet my next long-term partner!

Why? Well because I’m divorced, lonely, and very horny :). Sex was majorly lacking in my marriage, and devoid any exploration or kink. Lots of reasons for that but I know that whatever else - I will not be doing that again. So - why not make a dating post on the page where fellow sluts come to find one another?!

Sex is very important to me and I have some lost time to make up for. I know empirically that there are women out there in mirrored situations and might be looking for the same thing. I’m not looking to sleep around (well, unless you’re involved and present), im looking to date with an eye on something long term - I’m looking for a partner. In crime, in sex, in growth, in shenanigans.

I’m tall and definitely a stocky/teddy-bear like dude (which coincides with my personality), active, a couple boring tattoos and have been told I have a perfect cock. I’m squeaky clean and have always taken my sexual health very seriously.

Exceedingly laid back, but always up for an adventure. Clean up very well but also will gladly crawl under your car or house to fix something for you (my handyman and mechanic skills are on point by the way). Down for a hike or fun roadtrip, but also happy to lay in bed naked all day watching Netflix stoned and cooking you amazing food. I’m a relatively typical PNW guy, I’ll make your friends laugh and your parents will love me. I have all kinds of bullet points that I believe make me excellent boyfriend material!

While I’m doing my best to present a serious case for a relationship here, might as well be upfront with what I’m hoping for in bed as well - kind of tough to have that conversation after you’ve met somebody on one of the dating apps (gross) so grateful for the hopefully non-sketch opportunity here!

A non-exhaustive list: Lots of dirty talk, lots of oral all around, semi-public (while still actually private) fun, rough but respectful fucking, being called daddy, free-use, facesitting, toys, trashy lingerie, group fun (just fyi while absolutely DL about this and you’d never guess - bi play would be amazing), and lots lots lots lots of butt play/rimming/anal.

I’m probably more to the ‘D’ side of the spectrum but still enjoy being told what to do and being used. I’m incredibly open minded and unless children, animals, unhygienic conditions or humiliation aren’t involved - I’m almost certainly down to clown. Unfortunately I don’t even know everything that turns me on because my sexlife was so damn boring - hoping to change that!

On this is getting long in the tooth so I’ll wrap it up - if you’re an educated lady 30 , in or near Seattle and any of the above spoke to you - let’s chat! Not looking for endless back and forth but also absolutely want to build some kind of rapport and shared language before we do despicable things to one another.

Hope you’re enjoying the cooler weather, thanks for reading!