Hello Reddit. I've never tried this before, so please excuse any etiquette breaches.

I am 34, a single mom, chubby. I'm into nerd stuff, video games, and I'm employed in a profession where I would prefer we be discreet. I am exceptionally easy to please.

I'm looking for an on-going situationship. A friend with benefits but heavy emphasis on the benefits. I'm not looking for someone to date, certainly not a committed partner, just someone to hook up with who I can tolerate socially for a conversation before and after.

As for my partner preferences, I really like big, dumb, nice guys. Kronk-esque, if you will. I hate foreplay, especially kissing. I appreciate honesty and flexibility. I like a good sense of humor. I really despise flattery and flirting. I'm an incredibly straight-shooter, and I don't like playing games or manipulation.

Anyway, if you're interested, message me with which sin, of the seven deadly sins, would you be if you had to pick one?