I’m not sure if this is the best place to post but my usual was deleted. Please remove if not allowed.

I’m a little drunk and something else right now so I feel it must be a perfect opportunity to spill everything I want in the hopes that my person is out there reading this.

Oh and I’m bisexual but inexperienced with women. I do have a preference for masculine energy but I would love to see what I’m missing on the other side

Plus size 5’6 white woman in Columbia, South Carolina. More on the ssbbw side but working on myself. Not necessarily something serious but either a local REGULAR fwb or something more if the vibes are right. I’m not into one pump chumps or the hit it and quit it types. I enjoy foreplay a lot (I could make out for hours) and I need some aftercare, especially after more intense sessions. Kissing, cuddling, pillow talk, flirting, conversation. I need all of that from a partner. If you just want me to get you off, leave now. (Warning: I’ve been burned enough that I can see through the act right away so don’t bother trying)

I’m a talker, I love getting to know people so I would like a good conversationalist. I’m also crazy nosey. Once I like someone, I want to know everything about them, good bad and all. Boring people suck so if you can’t start and hold a magnificent conversation with wit and banter, I’m not interested. Everything from small talk to deep conversation is a must. Crazy high sex drive, very submissive and people pleaser. I would do anything for my man as long as he respects me and is nice to me.

I have cats so if you’re allergic or not into them, that’s a dealbreaker. I have my own place, my own car, and a career. I’m a nerd and smarty pants and need someone who can keep up with me. I have many hobbies I do incredibly well at (I love tooting my own horn) Please do not ask me what I bring to the table.

My type: taller than 5’10, takes care of himself (I know I’m a hypocrite, I need a positive role model), leftist af (like no conservatives at all please). Strong sense of humor, especially dry and sarcastic. Any race or background. Hardcore feminist but also chivalrous, respectful, kind, and adoring. I love beards and the hairier the better (no really, hairier is my favorite 🤤) Manly man but not toxic masculinity. Dominant but not mean. Affectionate, takes charge, praises me but also challenges me (I’m a Taurus and incredibly stubborn). Respectful, kind, adoring, funny, intelligent, good conversationalist. Be prepared, if you wanna tell me what to do, you’re gonna have to make me)

Sexually: I have a bit of a breeding kink (currently on birth control but would love to turn it into a reality one day with the right guy). I love cum and creampies are my favorite. I love pleasing my man. I love to hear how good I feel and when I do a good job (praise kink, absolutely no degradation or violence at all). I have very few hard limits once some respect, trust, and compatibility are established. Very open minded and open to pretty much anything with the right person. Heads up, I don’t love being on top but I thoroughly enjoy missionary and doggy the most, other favorites as well. Previous partners have only ever praised how tight and wet I get (totally not relevant but I want to toot my own horn a little bit). I love feeling stretched and filled up. I also love being eaten out and having my boobs sucked and played with.

This is a serious post and while I enjoy speaking to and occasionally meeting new people, I have reached a point in my life where I’m needing something more. Casual sex is not really my thing because I enjoy intimacy and vulnerability with a partner. I hear I’m a very good kisser and honestly it’s something I could do for hours without going further and be perfectly happy. Please don’t message me if you don’t like kissing. I NEED that and it puts me in the perfect place to do whatever my guy wants. (Ps, just as a pro-tip, a lot of guys don’t understand how down bad a woman will get for her guy just as long as she’s given the choice to do it).

If anything of this sounds desirable but also compatible with who you truly are, please reach out. And if any of this sounds like we’d be friends even without fucking, also hit me up.

I know many of you will feel I’m asking a lot. And I agree. But on the off chance someone out there is relating hardcore to what I described, I want to put myself out there just in case.