Hi there! I’m a 37-year-old SSBBW (560 lbs) looking for someone who adores BIG women. I have a soft spot for younger guys—especially tattooed ones in their 20s (you’re my kryptonite 🥵)—but open to anyone fun and flirty around my age.

I’m on a weight-loss journey, but let’s be real—I’ll still be a very big girl for a while. If you’re into size, humor, and a whole lot of sass, we’re off to a good start!

What you’ll get with me: • I’m obsessed with laughing, cheesy jokes, and playful banter. If we’re not teasing each other, are we even vibing? • I’m a total attention-lover (self-diagnosed “IBS”—I’m Baby Syndrome). But don’t worry—I love a guy with a little “Mommy Issues” too. 😉 • Gamer girl energy: PC player all the way—Valorant, BO6, Fortnite, Overwatch, The Finals. If you’re a gamer too, let’s squad up on Discord. • Nerdy and crafty: motorcycles, animals, autumn sunsets, cooking, and all things cozy. Pineapple mango drinks and iced coffee are my life. • Total dog petter. Every. Single. One. • Romantic and touchy: I’m the girl who’ll hold your dick while we’re cuddling and watching movies because I want to feel that close to you.

My love languages: Touch, food, and thoughtful little gifts. Play with my hair, call me beautiful, and tell me how lucky you feel to have me. Oh, and yes—I will ask if you’d still love me if I were a worm.

What I want: Someone with personality who knows how to keep a conversation going. No awkward one-liners or “ASL, here’s my dick” DMs—instant no. Show me you’ve got charm, wit, and substance.

To prove you’ve read this, tell me your favorite fast food order! Bonus points if you spam me with memes, because I’ll definitely flood your inbox with “this is us” duckie memes.

Let’s be each other’s cheerleaders. I want to hear all about your day, your dreams, your goals—and I’ll hype you up every step of the way. Let’s get high, talk about everything and nothing, and just bask in the fact that we’re made of freaking stardust.

Now, hit me with your best opener—don’t be shy!