I'm very new to this, so bear with me! I apologize In advance for the incoming novel.

I am a 5'7" 270ish lbs, bisexual, poly woman, who has three lovely partners all of whom are going through a sexual slump due to life stress. They're all encouraging me to find a fuck buddy coz I'm hypersexual and RAVENOUS FOR A DICKING.

Due to a few boundaries in my particular polycule, and the fact that my wife has realized she is asexual, I have not had actual piv sex in multiple years, and have been rather depressed over this fact, because I absolutely love it. Missionary is the sexiest fucking position, and y'all, I'm a squirter. There will be waterworks. 💦💦💦

I'm not looking for anything serious at all, basically a fuck buddy irl at some point but want to make sure this person is kind. Consent is sexy, respect is a beautiful thing, and kindness is key for me. I have my health and the health of my partners to consider, so a very recent clean bill of health is a must. If we were to have sex, requiring condoms is something I will not budge on.

I've gotten a lot of dms from men that are very young, or too old for my preference. Quite honestly, I'm most comfortable with someone ages 28-39.

If you're up for it, I'd like to have at least a pretty good and accurate description of yourself right off the bat, possibly a face pic if you feel comfy enough? (I don't mean this to come off as shallow, but I'm a visual creature! I have preferences, sometimes I just don't exactly know what they are until I have eyeballs on them.) I will say that dad bods are lovely and I seem to gravitate more towards that particular body type, but don't be discouraged from shooting your shot if you aren't dad bod shaped, lol.

Don't feel like you need to exaggerate your height or length/girth, I'm not against short or tall fellas, and I love big, average, small, uncut or cut dicks, all dick gud dick! Lol! I'm happy to send a more in depth description of myself and once I feel comfy, face/body pics!

If you pass the initial vibe check, I'd be up for chit chat, maybe some sexting, and if we seem to mesh well, if I feel comfy and you're close, perhaps we meet up for an in person vibe check at a coffee place. If sparks fly, maybe we find someplace to really get to know each other! 😚

I need someone open to chatting about more than just sex sometimes. At least someone who aligns with me politically, isn't misogynistic, isn't homophobic or judgmental. I am quite liberal, and pretty left leaning, I definitely want to make sure we see eye to eye there.

If you've made it this far and you're still interested, 🤣 shoot me a dm!