Alright now that you’ve clicked here to roll your eyes thinking this is going to be some random FWB type post, roll ‘em back to normal for me and continue reading. I’m just preempting the one client I know will be horrible this week.

I am Carter - an Australian guy who moved to NYC in October 2019. I possibly picked the worst time in recent years to move and COVID made everything slightly more difficult but things are improving now so I shouldn’t complain.

Moved over here because I’ve wanted to work abroad for a few years now and this crazy thing happened; I started getting serious about that and looking into it and it actually happened. Who’d have thought?

I just want people to chat to of an evening who are happy to chill out and talk about random stuff. Want to tell me how much you dislike [political guy]? Let’s do that. Share your playlist? Hell yeah let’s do that. Start a discussion about some random thread you saw on reddit? I’m in. Send dumb selfies of ourselves? Count me in!

Ideally you’ll be a little left leaning because it’s just easier, ambitious, honest, have a killer sense of humour with a sprinkle of sarcasm and anything else is just a bonus!

I play sports normally and try to keep fit when I have the time - gym or running are my go to. I definitely spend too much time learning new things for work so working on trying to put the work down at night 😅

Some testimonials from previous interactees: “Wouldn’t know a hard days work if it hit him in the face.” - Pop “Will do whatever annoys you most but it comes from a place of love” - Younger sister “He’s the best at Fortnite” - Nephew (6 years old and bias unconfirmed) “Tell your internet friends you’re nice and handsome” - Grandma

Send a chat or DM my way if you’ve come this far, don’t think I’m crazy and want to chat. I’ll be up a while. Stay safe everyone!