You smash the bottle letting shards of glass fall at your feet, you unfold the paper to see that it is a letter.

You start to read the letter and it states.

Hi Stranger whom ever you may be. If you are reading this, you are the chosen one for my journey.

As your voice in your head pretend to know what my voice sounds like as you read this. please insert this cassette tape somewhere back in the 80's and 90's but here is a virtual recording of me. https://voca.ro/1lz25RtYGzod

AS you read this, you are listening to it in your head with my voice attached.

I am Douglas, I come from a land far far way in Texas, United States of Murica. I am 41, and Single. ready to mingle like a bear feasting on someone's left over food in the trash bin in a park near the forest. unfortunately this forest doesn't have any ZOMBIES, but how cool would that bee? lol get it? bee?, ugh I stink like a stink bug at this.*

I do not have children but am perfectly okay with someone who has small mini's running around that carry their dna. I am on SSI, around 900 a month and trying to find a job I could do from home part time for extra money,, also in the mean time I stream vidia gamez on the interwebs and cleared about 300 this month doing so. I stream on the thing called facebook.

Please don't judge harshly of me, with that said.

Things I enjoy range from playing board/video games as well as binge-watch shows and movies, window shopping as well as to the park and lake sometimes and enjoy getting out of the house from time to time but prefer to stay home most days.

I love going to flea markets as well as yard sales, museums, fairs, and amusement parks, camping and fishing as well as archery and many other things. As for music it ranges from oldies to alternative to today's pop/rock.

What I hope to find is, Someone who is single or divorced, not married, not separated, not in an open relationship or attached but is single and in the USA. Someone who I can eventually settle down with. Be romantic with.

Someone who enjoys gaming either it be card games, board games, video games, or just binge watch movies or tv shows. who enjoys the flea markets, parks, lakes, long road trips to nowhere. enjoys slow dancing and snuggling.

Someone who is serious and wants to eventually live together and be a real couple. Someone to grow old with and to have a long lasting relationship with.

Sincerely

Douglas, from the message in the bottle.

P.S.. Don't forget to pick up the shard of glass that dropped in the sand. You could glue them on some cardboard and make some designs out of them. Or grind them back to sand and release it back to the beach. Either or.