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47 [M4F] South Carolina / Anywhere The Rabbit/Human Condition.... Watch Movies, Game, or Voice Chat.
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KornbredNinja is a male age 47 looking for a female in South Carolina
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Are you a nice person, a decent person, are you REAL? Do you keep your happy flavored crazy socks in a hatbox under your bed? If you got a pocket full of sunshine or a couple buckets of marshmallow flavored sprinkles and frinkles, that sounds really nice. Id even settle for a nice wrinkle in time at this point. Either that or just a giant massive hammer to knock me the F out and stop the madness lol. Whatever works at this point. I am down...if you are up for it.

My names Len/Kornbred/ThatGuy -> I am just a silly fuct up rabbit in a raggedy hooman suit with way too many holes in it,

Im stuck in this crazy ass world you humans built all lopsadaisy wackadoodle chucklefuck cooterbiscuit and it makes no sense to me!!

Dont you people have structural engineers or some shit? I mean we even got that down in the warrens...sheesh.... Its all off kilter and the colors fading, the "people" up here just aint people anymore. Im trying to come out of my rabbit hole and get some sunshine but it sure does rain up here alot in the Mun above ground.... Yall really gotta stop breaking the weather machine thats uncalled for.... Also why does it feel like if im above ground i feel deeper UNDER the ground up here? So weird. Im only here because i got a gift certificate for one free decent true friend i wanted to try to redeem.

Does anybody know where i turn this in, and find that?

I am learning to live with no expectations, no worries and find joy even in the crazy sittuations life throws at me. Id really just like to find somebody that would want to hangout fairly regularly online, watch some movies, play some video games (PC or crossplatform) and be friends. Im looking to find a buddy to spend some time with on a regular basis. IRL or more than likely online since everybody i meet on reddit seems to be on an island or on another planet. I dont mind aliens though at least theyre nice people. Just wish everybody wasnt so far away.

If it turns into more thatd be great but as i said I dont have any great expectations anymore and life is so chaotic at times it all seems so random and comes in waves. I love the ocean but I think like Maynard said it best in Aenema, i need to learn to swim. Apparently im not a good swimmer because it feels like im drowning half the time lol. I got my floatys on though you fuckers not drowning me yet!! I aint goin out like that!

:composes self again and dusts off raggedy suit...

But yeah lets play some vidya games or watch a movie or 30? I really wanna have some laughs and talk about random things. I want to keep somebody company and them return the favor. Somebody that we both look forward to hearing from each other and it makes us both smile. I dont think that should be a crime to want and look for do you?

Even if it is......... screw it, i think we should do it anyway lol. Besides human laws dont apply to rabbits...

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a female
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