I'm a pretty awesome fellow/guy/hombre/dude. Normal. Sane. Not really the trendy, Apple hocking hipster geek. Never been on shirtless on Google Street View eating a hotdog in my front yard, nor have I been on Jerry Springer, Maury, or a suspect on any sort of unsolved crime show. I'm the kid that built blanket forts.

I know what you're thinking: "Dude, blanket forts were bad ass." I would have to agree.

Now, we all know that blanket forts have their shortcomings. Their structural integrity is dubious at best. There usually isn't a lot of headroom. The possibility of a total collapse is always looming.

But maybe we can discuss over coffee.

I am open to anything from platonic BFFs, to restraining orders-to-be or even "the one," if she's out there. Just looking for someone to hit the town with, maybe do a little eating or drinking, discussing blanket forts over coffee, checking out some art, hiking, camping, driving to nowhere, biking around town at midnight, binge watching some shows, I'm down with whatever. Basically, I'm looking to meet a fun person to do stuff with. Hopefully that's where you come in.

I'm pretty simple. I love the outdoors, anywhere that has chips and salsa, have an obsession with books, and have been hard at work to start some sort of pyramid scam to make myself rich (possibly involving the sale of Snuggies made of Sham-Wow material). There's more, but we can discuss over time. Or coffee.

If interested, I'm fairly certain you know what to do next. I'd love to respond to thoughtful replies telling me more about you than basic stats. Open with your worst pickup line, joke, quote, or tell me about what you last read. Anything other than just "hi," will do.

While I prefer someone that I can meet in person at some point, I am open to "penpals" as well.

Have a great day, and best of luck finding what you are looking for!