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You smash the bottle letting shards of glass fall at your feet, you unfold the paper to see that it is a letter.
You start to read the letter and it states.
Hi Stranger whom ever you may be. If you are reading this, you are the chosen one for my journey.
As your voice in your head pretend to know what my voice sounds like as you read this. please insert this cassette tape somewhere back in the 80's and 90's but here is a virtual recording of me. https://voca.ro/1lz25RtYGzod
AS you read this, you are listening to it in your head with my voice attached.
I am Douglas, I come from a land far far way in Texas, United States of Murica. I am 41, and Single. ready to mingle like a bear feasting on someone's left over food in the trash bin in a park near the forest. unfortunately this forest doesn't have any ZOMBIES, but how cool would that bee? lol get it? bee?, ugh I stink like a stink bug at this.*
But feel free to message me if you'd like to chat.
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