Hi. I'm A.

Divorced, no kids, and live alone. I'm a simple kind of guy, very easy going. I believe in live and let love, and the pursuit of equality in all its forms (voting rights, women’s rights, BLM, you name it.) I am STD-free, full vaccinated, and abhor people who use the word Believe and Science in the same sentence. Oh, and while I am disillusioned AF with the state of politics today (Orange Con Man vs Architect of the 1994 Tough on Crime Act is the best we can do??) I do believe in Democracy. It’s a lot like America, we’ve got a lot of great ideas, but horrendous execution.

Most days, nothing makes me happier than sitting down with a cold beer, a good ball game, and the company of my friends. That said, look a little deeper, and you’ll also find someone that loves art, literature, and history. Basically, I’m just a passionate guy who loves learning new things and getting excited about the things that excite other people.

I'd love to meet someone with a "little bit of wild" in their eyes, a little bit of life that hasn't been quashed out by adult responsibilities and the 9-5 grind. Someone a little goofy that doesn’t embarrass easy, to match my own weird energy. Be passionate. Go hard. I've never been chest bumped at the game by my SO, and I am hoping to change that.

Physically, I can be kind of imposing, and if you ever see me at a ball game, you’ll discover that I can get pretty loud, but even with that said, I’m a gentle giant… well, a gentle gorilla (hope you're into big hairy types :) ).

I'm what used to be known as a nice guy before it turned into a weird, creepy thing. I was the quiet, shy guy with low self-esteem back in high school, and I don't think that's ever really left me. I've never approached a girl at a bar. Never been that guy, but I am a good man. Respect and consent are huge to me, and I am doing my best to be a better listener.

Ideally, I'd love to meet someone that loves sports, enjoys art, cuddling, and expanding her mind. I smoke a healthy amount of weed, and it would probably be good if you did the same. I enjoy big smiles, lots of laughs, and people who put in effort.

Oh, two last things: #1 Please, if one date night a week is good enough for you, then move on. I’m kinda like that gorilla I compared myself to, a little bit of an animal, and I hope you are too.

And #2 Please live close. I’m looking to spend time getting to know you IRL. Not interested in Pen Pals.