I am a very private man in my early 50s, and I live in Los Angeles. As the title says, I am looking for something as the mood strikes, and I imagine it would be the same for you. I want to have someone to call when I am horny and want to play, and you can do the same. If neither of us is available, no problem...that's life...we'll just play with texts and images and videos until we're available to play over the phone. All I ask is that you be a filthy piglette who smiles when she squeals.

I would like this to be anonymous, at least in the beginning. I will never ask for your picture, nor will I send you mine. Later, if we make it that far, and only if we feel so inclined, we can talk about exchanging real names...possibly pictures. We can use fake names, if need be.

I certainly am not excluding conversation that is not erotic -- thus the mention of intelligence, education, polish, etc. -- women who have these things are a HUGE turn on for me. I am prescribing nothing. The truth is, the relationship and dynamic will unfold and emerge on its own. But definitely more play than talk. I want to to be your escape, and I want you to be my escape -- that is all.

If there are things (kinks) you wish to explore, I am happy to discuss and accommodate. I am comfortable across the spectrum.

Perhaps it is best if we just talk, and get to know one another. If this is of any interest to you, I hope you'll send me a message. I look forward to talking to you.

Best wishes.

I suppose I should say a little about myself: I am a former dancer who went on to study multiple languages and literatures...then Mathematics...then Science. In my mind I am a farmer who enjoys cultivating and spending time with filthy, squealing piglets. Mostly you'll find me Human, All Too Human.