Look, we’re all here trying to make sense of things—whether it’s life, love, or why self-checkout machines have the audacity to judge me. I’m freshly navigating the thrilling world of separation/divorce and realizing that, while I have my life together, a little good conversation (and maybe some bad decisions) wouldn’t hurt.
I’ve got a job I love and am actually good at, a kid who keeps me on my toes, and a deep appreciation for people who know how to balance ambition with knowing when to say, “Screw it, let’s grab a drink.” If you’re sharp, witty, and can throw some playful shade without getting your feelings hurt, we’ll get along just fine. Effort is a two-way street, and I have no interest in carrying a conversation like it’s a malfunctioning animatronic on its last leg.
Physically? I’ve been told I’m handsome in a “lumberjack who probably knows the best tequila in town” kind of way. Tall, bearded, and built like I could either chop wood or mansplain theme park history—your choice. I work out, but I’m not a gym bro, and you don’t need to be a fitness model. Just be someone who can laugh at life’s absurdities and keep up with some well-placed sarcasm.
What am I looking for? Something casual, easygoing, and fun. No pressure, no expectations—just two people seeing if they can outwit each other over drinks. If things click, great. If not, at least we’ll both have a new story to tell.
Still here? Hit me with your most controversial opinion (bonus points if it’s about theme parks, life choices, or why the best margaritas always come from the sketchiest bars). Let’s see where this goes.
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