Looking for intelligence, on Reddit? Clearly a sign that I lack any of my own. I need someone to help me tie my shoes and remember where I put my keys. Save me from ignorance.
I used to push buttons for a living (pianist), and am afraid I haven't learned much else. Back in school to become a nurse practitioner, and seeing if failing upwards is really a thing.
Some fun facts about me: I am actually a human, despite my username and inability to make coherent sentences. Now that the impressive stuff is out of the way, you should also know that I have bad habits like reading junk mail, conversing with the Indian gentlemen who tries to sell you car warranties for vehicles you don't own, and binge watching reality TV while eating a whole pizza.
Still reading? That is because you are curious, and lack better judgement. Just my type.
Also my type: artistic failures, hair dressers named Tiffany, and someone who knows when and how to tell me to shut up. Where were you before I made this post? I have a curse of meeting married women, which I used to try and avoid, but I accept my fate, let me ruin your marriage with the false promise of a better life.
I live in Las Vegas, so you know I have classy taste.
When I'm not eating overpriced food from celebrity chefs, I like to watch 20 year old Cirque shows that have no story. Vegas adores me.
As is plainly obvious, I need you to be the intelligent one.
Despite my serious post, I'm actually looking for a lifelong caregiver. Someone to be my better judgement for the remainder of our lives.
Please help me.
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