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50 [F4M] #Illinois - Artsy, Quirky and texts too much (blame the ADHD) - seeking local in person connection. Win me over with witty banter/deep discussions.
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Objective_Cookie_914 is a female age 50 looking for a male in Witt, IL
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So, what am I looking for? Witty banter. Flirty discussions. Deep conversations about the meaning of lifeā€”or at least your latest Wordle strategy (seriously, do you start with the same word every day or are you chaotic like that?).

About me: I just turned 50. Midwest born and raised. Basic white girl whoā€™s anything but basic. I love art, creativity, outdoor markets, indie rock, ethnic restaurants and a fun weekend in a Chicago or St Louis. I geek out over data (spreadsheets are funā€”donā€™t judge), collect road maps despite barely leaving my house sometimes (WFH - ironic, right?), and would rather DIY something or spend a quiet night at home than hit up the bar scene.

Physically? Iā€™ve got some ink, stretch marks, a bit of a tummy, and absolutely zero apologies. If thatā€™s not your thing, no hard feelings. I prefer my men the same way - nothing wrong with a dad bod and the ability to embrace how life changes us through the years.Ā 

Some disclaimers:

  • I know nothing about sports, video games or typical nerdy pursuits. Like, zero.
  • Please be unattachedā€”guilt-free fun and all that.
  • Dad jokes? Love them. Obscure movie references? Even better.
  • I sometimes message too much (thanks, ADHD) and have too much time on my hands (WFH perks).

Ultimately, I want an in-person connection so you get extra credit points if youā€™re local-ish. If youā€™re a stellar conversationalist with some extra time, Iā€™m open to chatting, too. Iā€™ve posted here before and and my inbox is either guys who go from ā€œHiā€ to habanero in 60 seconds (spice is greatā€”after we get to know each other) or dudes who vanish faster than my motivation on a Monday. If you can stick around for more than a day or two of fun conversation? Weā€™re already ahead of the curve.

Letā€™s see where this goes.

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