I'm here again, looking for my person. Before I introduce myself, I'll just throw some things out there:

1. Please be from North America;
2. I probably can't leave Austin;
3. I want kids (people seem to want to talk me out of it, if you were childfree, how would you feel if someone pressured you?);
4. Be monogamous; and
5. Be pro-vaxx.

Okay, about me!

About me, I'm 45, I live in Austin, TX, and I work remotely for the Federal government. I have a very exciting job leading the team that takes down companies committing fraud on the Obamacare marketplaces. And I'm not being sarcastic, I love it. It's the right mix of being a furious angel of justice and also knowing that I'm helping people. Okay, maybe that's being melodramatic, but you get the idea.

I love to read and write and I most especially like to write young adult fiction. I used to teach high school and then college, so maybe that's why. I have a book out to agents right now. We'll see if they like it.

I could go on for a long time about that stuff, but I think that's good to start with!

Also, here's me. If you reach out, I'd love to see a picture of you as well.

If you're interested, reach out! Ask me three questions and I'll answer.

Here's some recommendations from friends:

• Friend #1: "We talk all the time. I enjoy at least half of the conversation."

• Friend #2: "I've never met someone more respectful and less reverent."

• Friend #3: "He will tell you all about the triple option if you let him."

• Friend #4: "I am so tired of hearing about Pitch Perfect's unexpected depths."

• Friend #5: "Maybe one day he'll stop telling us random crime stories about incestuous murderesses. Seriously, I don't care what your dissertation was about, we have to keep the kids away when he comes over."

• Friend #6: "What's the use of all of these degrees if he's going to work in insurance regulation?"

• Friend #7: "Two stars."

And, just so you don't think I'm being too flippant, here's two actual recommendations:

• "As a woman who posted on reddit, he was message number 103, he’s now someone I look forward to talking to everyday."

• "If he was a movie on Rotten Tomatoes, he'd have a 97% rating"