Seriously, I just heard King of the Rodeo for the first time in a while and it's been stuck in my head for a week. They really had something special- Those first 2 albums were AMAZING.

...But then they went all Imagine Dragons on us. I shake my fist at god and ask him why.

He does not answer my cries.

Anywho, hi!

I'm... Ah. Well, I have a name, just not here. It's a pretty average name, but I think my parents did a good job with it. I mean, even though it's a bit basic- at least I'm not an Englebert. Like Englebert Humperdink. Just let that one sink in; Engle-bert. Hump-er-dink. ...Possibly the most unfortunate name in the history of names. Besides maybe Dick Buttkuss, anyways.

Other than roasting dudes for their parents awful choices, I play guitar, have plans to quit the blue collar world and go to college soon, have some good values I try my best to live up to, get WAY too excited over Will Sasso's impressions (Seriously, if you haven't seen his Arnold since the MadTV days you're SO missing out), no kids, never married, and ahhhh what else... I think I drank so much natty nice in my 20's, that I actually think beer tastes good as an adult. If I see a can that has a picture of a sassy Elk wearing a cardigan and relaxing cross-legged in a winchester on the label, I don't ask questions, I buy it.

I'm looking for something long term. I don't know about anybody else, but my 'list' is pretty simple. I find you attractive, you're kind, smart, and funny, and you have solid values that you're passionate about. I mean, I'm not looking to go on dates to protests, but I respect women (and people for that matter) who stand up for what they believe in, when the shit hits the fan. I find big, showy kinds of expression pretentious for the most part. I feel, and think, that the small, unseen challenges are what really matter.

Oh! Almost forgot- Please send a pic with your chat. Getting to know somebody, and then finding out one or the other isn't physically attracted is a terrible experience. Best to take care of it right outta the gate. Here's me- https://ibb.co/kq3c3tt and a here's shittier pic of me to prove my left eye isn't all weird and outta place (I think it was the angle, and it bugs me) https://ibb.co/sKCGbQh

I think that's good for now. Chat me! Let's get to work on making something we can both enjoy.