"Neigh."
Not because that's all the horse can say - but because a real horse supports a woman's right to choose.
Now that I've impressed you with my dazzling sense of leftist dad humor, allow me to introduce myself...
Hi, I'm stress-thick. You know me from such posts as this one that you are currently reading.
I know a lot of guys don't know what they want. But that's not me. I'm looking for a conversation for tonight. Or a life partner. Or something in between those two things. It's a very narrow window.
Other things about me include:
-For some reason I get along really well with Canadian women. That's great for friends but not so much for relationships because, you know, they're in Canada.
-My daughter painted my nails the other day. She did a great job but I probably shouldn't have picked such a muted color. And now you know what the hell included picture is about.
-Last week I helped a woman at Walmart get the blue dutch oven she wanted from the very top shelf where they keep overstock... thus fulfilling my purpose as a tall person existing in the world.
Feel free to look at my post history. Not that you need my blessing to read my old posts like a vampire needs a formal invitation to enter a house. Who made that rule by the way? Vampires out there murdering people left and right but they can't do a little trespassing??? The fuck's that about?
Happy National Opposite Day! Or wait, should I wish you a really shitty one technically...
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