Are you emotionally available? What's your love language? Do you know your MBTI? Can you handle profanity? Do you think Oswald acted alone? Can you groove with old school men? Do you think the toilet lid should be up or down? I'm sure you've got wounds; but can you talk about them? Are you a homebody? Do you snore? What does the word "commitment" mean to you? Are you kind, and loving, and gentle? Do you know how to receive love? Do you know how to give it? Can I spoon you to sleep? What are your thoughts on the Grateful Dead? Do you have tattoos? What's the last book you read? Could you cohabitate with an extreme introverted hermit? Cats or dogs? How do you take your coffee? Do you use weed? Are you on the heavier side and could you appreciate a man who hopes you say yes? Can we hibernate under blankets? Would you take a very toughened man with a sweet soft spot for his lady? Are you shy? I like shy. A lot. Do you want a quiet life? Would you take a man who smells like Black & Mild’s and cologne? Would you let me cook for you? Would you cook for me? What side of the bed do you sleep on? What are your thoughts on eccentric men? Would you be turned off by a man with a very strong and established kinky fetish? Could I count on you to assist me with my back pain? Would you let me massage you? Can I spend a whole Saturday doing a jigsaw puzzle while you do whatever your thing is right next to me? Are you clingy? Please be clingy. I need that. Are you afraid of affection? Do you believe in God? I don't. Do you like history? What color are your eyes? Would you be good to me? Would you tend to me as I tend to you? Will you spend as much time with me as you can? What's your policy on facial hair? Will you cheat on me? Will you be able to spot the charm in my grumpy, gruff manner? Is a pudgy dad belly okay with you? Are you open to LDRs if there’s an endgame? Does age matter to you? How old are you? Are you open to relocation, on either end? I am. Could you handle a sarcastic master of witty banter? Could we vacation in Scotland someday? Please? Are you married? Please don't be married. Will you grow old with me? Will you STAY? If I am faithful and kind and fun and big-hearted and treat you right, will you just please stay?