Well, it sucks being here, but it’s still better than those swiping apps to me. I’m not feeling those at all. I hate typing the crappy part…trying to fit forty-nine years of learning and life experience into a few sentences hoping that someone will read it and find it interesting enough to message you. Whew. That was a mouthful. It’s better than sending long responses without ever hearing back from someone. At least with this, I’m thinking non-bots and non-scammers may actually read it.

Back to making myself sound interesting. First of all, I find intelligence the most sexy of attributes. Sexier than a big pair of boobs. Side note, I like boobs too. Right now, I’d just like someone interesting to talk to for more than a day. Ghosts….stay away. DO NOT DISTURB! I think I’m a pretty adventurous person. I can hop in the car and go somewhere without a destination in mind. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I think a great song can help make a shitty day better. I think a good meal can be a great experience. I think you should be the change you want to see in the world.

I’m also a pretty active guy who enjoys being outside. I enjoy playing almost any sport. I love to fish and kayak. I can also stay in and binge-watch anything from a crime docuseries, to mindless reality dating stuff, to the latest end-of-the-world show. Good food usually leads to good moods. I have old-school values and still open doors and take time for the little things. I’m the guy that notices when you get your hair and nails done. I’m the guy that will fill up your gas tank and hand-wash and wax your vehicle. I love DIY projects and know how to work a vacuum.

There’s so much more to me, but I’ll save that for anyone that messages me. Hopefully, someone wants to know a little more about me.