So I posted last week and holy shit was it a dumpster fire. Why are there so many dishonest people on Reddit or just in online dating in general? Like for fucks sake people .. it's as if people forget there's another human on the other side of the screen. Don't use other people's photos.. I reverse image that shit and will call you out and report you.

But I digress. I'm here for the conversations and eventual (hopefully) meeting up. I'm in central NJ (near the shore) so hopefully you're within driving distance though I love me some long road trips!

I took a career break last November (work in finance/asset management) so have been applying and interviewing the last few months.. finding a job is weird and lonely. That's where you come in! Instead of obsessively watching the market I would like someone to harrass during the days (and nights!) with my incredibly catching personality.. though the market this week was completely bipolar.. Fed bad! Inflation stabilizing - good! We hate Semis but we love technology! Just buy QQQ and forget about it. Butttt what about Bitcoin?!?!? Or why aren't you showing love to small caps..

Some things about me - I'm obsessed with my dogs (three!), no kids, never married, the bank owns my home but with a 2.75% interest rate so I kind of feel like they're paying ME to own it at this point.. I'm cute, not hot. 5'6 so above average height! I'm on a journey to get fit but I'd consider myself currvvyy at this point. I like loud music like punk, emo, and hardcore.. but also podcasts and most 90's music (the best era ever). I've got hundreds of selfies to share. I've traveled a lot - Europe, Asia, all of NA.. I like doing DIY shit in said bank owned house though I often find myself making it worse (and needing to call a professional). I like hiking and the beach. I like going on long drives just to go on drives.. River, my dog, is obsessed with the car. it's her favorite place. And it kind of is mine - along with my bed. I have the best bed since sliced bread. Anyone who rests on that mattress is transported to another world immediately it's that amazing.

I like messaging but to get my full personality you really need to talk to me on the phone. That's where the magic happens my friends! Love is in the winter air!

Either way.. get in touch. Please be close to my age (35 ) as I am serious about my intentions which are to meet someone serious about their intentions. :) Oh and include a photo (mine are on my profile) - i will admit I'm vain. Imgur works!

I want to engage in certain activities that require a second person and being attracted to said person is a pre-requisite. And please just because I alluded to sex doesn't mean I'm into your weird kinks (nurse play?!?) nor am I interested in casual sex. So do us both a favor and message some of the wonderful ladies who post specifically for this!

Front of the line for dudes who like to cuddle, hang with my dogs, read a book, watch amazing 90s action movies and nap.

Cheers!