Teacher almost on Christmas break looking for company to keep me sane while I recover from the semester that was while I relax. It’s been wild year hasn’t it? Kind of like having a surgery while awake.

About me:
- Professional nerd. Podcasts and documentaries are my jam but I’ve never seen Star Wars or a single superhero movie (so I’m not that kind of nerd- but it’s cool if you are).
- Thinks Girl Scout cookies are wildly overrated (but respect the hustle).
- Eats pizza like it’s a food group and isn’t mad about pineapple showing up to the party.
- Beer enthusiast, foodie explorer, escape room connoisseur, and kayaker (but not all at once).
- Pro football lover with a knack for discovering amazing local music.
- I dabbled in woodworking, so if you need a crooked shelf, I’m your gal. (Reading a tape measure is hard!) - Doesn’t drink coffee but will gladly support your caffeine addiction while sipping tea (verbal and herbal) and silently judging your life choices.
- I also lean left if that tells you anything.

About you: - Please be a whole-ass adult. No man-children, please.
- Love good conversation, good food, and the occasional nerdy rabbit hole. Know any good conspiracies? - Bonus points if you’re also into music, singing or outdoor adventures.
- Same time zone is cool, but not a dealbreaker if you’re awesome.

Not looking for love—but hey, I’m also not mad if something good and realistic happens. But other wise- male, female, alien from a galaxy far, far away (maybe the ocean apparently)—I don’t care. Just bring some chill vibes, a sense of humor, and an appreciation for quirky fun.

If you’ve gotten this far you might as well say hello!