Someone stole my post a days ago...I got my eye on you, thief. Jk, I don't care, hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

Are there REAL people on here? I know there's actual humans, but that isn't my question. If you catch my drift, please proceed.

I tried this a while back and got some good reaponses...for a time, so here we are again. I live in a very conservative area, and that's not me. Tattooed, no kids, never married, leans liberal...blueberry in tomato soup, as they say, so meeting people is challenging.

About me: I'm a real human meat person. I'm not a bot, I'm not going to try to take your money. I'm 43, but I'm also pretty immature. Poop jokes and goofing around is a daily pass time.

I have most of my 'adulting' put together. I have a good career. I don't get in drunken brawls with Old Hank over a pool game. I don't live with my friend from high school that sits around and talks about how Bigfoot is actually JFK with really long hair or whatever. I maintain my own residence, unless you count the dog and the neighbor cats I try to lure from the yard to the patio because I desperately crave their validation.

I play games. Video and board, not emotional. I won't waste your time unless you give me the green light, then I'll find ways to waste all of your time. I like nerd shit...movies, shows, books. I'm a casual, however. Don't try to talk to me about why Hermione was the real villain or whatever. Don't be a dork and just enjoy nerdy stuff.

You: Carry a conversation, it's a two-way street. I'll ask a lot of questions because I actual am interested. If I'm not, you'll know. Until then, pick up your end of the couch and at least pretend to be interested. Too many dead-end answers is a flag and it's not a green one.

Other than that, I honestly don't care up front. Getting to know someone is fun and interesting. No pics up front. Let's get interested before we do that. Unless you have a thumb in your forehead or something...I 100% wanna see that up front...thats wild.

That's about it. I'd prefer peeps in the US, as if this expands into a connection, we might wanna visit and I'm not allowed out of the country until 2036 (long story). Good luck out there, regardless, to any real people lurking this sub...bet you deserve what you're after.