How many views does it take to make that elusive connection here on Reddit? I will definitely publish my results, just as soon as I find it... it's strange, everyone says they're looking for connection- but when there's an actual possibility or spark, all of a sudden they're gone, or they changed their mind. It's certainly frustrating and a little bit bad for the old self esteem, yet still this old Broad (aka Me) keeps posting. What she hasn't done in awhile is really freshen up her post. ..So here we go.(you can see the old one in my post history)

I'm looking for someone to talk to about things, life...whatnot. Someone who appreciates a dry and sometimes, dark sense of humor. Do you have memes? I love memes, maybe we can swap some. What about voice notes, how do you feel about those?

I think that if I "hit it off with someone" I'd be interested in some sort of LDR/Together Apart situation...the feeling of emotional closeness seems to hold more worth to me than the physical.(though I'm not at all opposed to physical meetups)

DO WRITE ME IF

You are SINGLE

You like FAT women

You aren't afraid of strong opinions

You like dogs

DO NOT WRITE ME IF

You are in an intimate relationship with another person or persons (I'm a carer not a sharerer)

You listen to Joe Rogan

Your beard comprises more than 20% of your personality

I do try to respond to all genuine attempts at conversation. So please make an effort, I have.

Because this seems hard to grasp for some, I will try and be more specific. If you send a chat or a message like this: "Hey. What's up?" it will be ignored

"Hi, I'm going to keep this short cause you won't write back or are probably a bot." just don't bother writing at all then.

Also, if I look at your profile and it's filled with NSFW comments on porn that does not look like me in anyway- I'm gonna pass. Probably also gonna pass if your dick is on your profile too. Never have I ever seen a dick pic and thought "oh wow, that's it- the one. I simply must have it." I get it, dudes are absurdly proud of theirs and I might want to see yours someday but, let's not lead with that.