Hello Reddit.

I live in the central most part of Texas, United States. I was born on a whole other continent. I have a lot to offer the right person and I’m here looking for them. Tell them to get over here please. I would love to meet a real human in the human world, but if you live across the globe, I would still be down to talk to each other online and experience some interesting human connection together. I am 48 years old, divorced, and have 1 son and several dogs. I also own 2 different current ice cream flavors, and a subscription to a secret YouTube channel about woodworking.

Here are words about me: Good at writing, and talking. I write for a living. I have written something that once got 1 million views in a day, none from my Mom. I am tall but I have the heart of a short man, and the spirit of a medium-height college Science teacher. I will write good things for you to read, and then send these to you. If in person or on Skype or something, I will try my best to say really fun and supportive things to you and ask you wild questions in order to make you laugh. Making you laugh is now the 3rd most important thing in my life. I can be supportive, interested, challenging, or we could do the sexiest of cerebral sex discussions only if we are both into this. I can talk for hours about music, art, cities around the world, challenging family situations, dating adventures and mishaps, parenting, extreme sports, dogs, the sound of aluminum, rainhogs, extra cheese.

If you are: Interesting to talk to, don’t say LOL too often, have lived some kind of life and can tell me about it, might be secretly sexy but maybe you haven't had anyone tell you this in a year or so, are not being sought by the local police, speak English, are not waiting to tell me about bitcoin strategies, are interested to meet in person if we both live in the same place, or facetalk together on our phone screens, please just fucking write me on here. Type the words to change our lives.

I swear to the Christguy to exceed your expectations.