What a clusterfuck this world is. We need each other. On top of that, the dating apps have turned everyone into sociopaths. Let's just be real.

"As one limping man to another, old Zooey, let's be courteous and kind to each other."

I'm pretty cool. Creative. Attractive. Chill. Kinky but not a weirdo. You're going to like me.

A little about me:

• I had valentine's day dinner with Marissa Tomei. (I'm not too cool to be excited about the famous people I've met.)
• I’m an indie rocker and generally creative. I write songs and letters that don’t suck. Slowly working on an album. When we match up, I’ll send you my music if you're interest. You're going to say, "Wow. I was really worried that I would hate your music but I actually really like this."
• I love the water. I try to get to into the rec center pool every day in the summer. It's so good for the soul to be in the water, under the sky. I haven't been to the beach in far too long. We should go.
• Philly is my default city. Over the past 20 years, I’ve lived in Philly, NYC, Upstate NY, DC, Czech Republic, Israel, Houston… I was a consultant, so I moved around a lot. That said, part of me dreams of escaping the city to someplace with water, trees, and parking.
• I have a "good job" designing software for a giant, evil health insurance company. I work from home in Center City, Philly. I have lots of flexibility.
• My other posts detail my desires that I'm probably not allowed to mention here.

Here are some things I like:

• Movies: Wings of Desire, The Jerk, Secretary, Reuben & Ed, Sid & Nancy, Bill & Ted, Harold & Maude, Blade Runner, Annie Hall, Rear Window, Zombieland, Better Off Dead, Scott Pilgrim, Shaun of the Dead, Spinal Tap!, Pootie Tang, Can’t Hardly Wait, Cabin in the Woods, Fargo, Let the Right One In, 28 Days Later, 30 Days of Night, Dawn of the Dead (both).
• TV: Bob’s Burgers, Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Community, Troy and Abed in the Morning, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly (pretty much anything sci-fi), Sherlock, MST3k, I Think You Should Leave, Fleabag, Broad City, Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, What We Do In The Shadows, Kids in the Hall.
• Books: The Murderbot Diaries, The Bobiverse, Day by Day Armageddon, (Lots of the classics) Salinger, Kundera, Confederacy of Dunces, To Kill a Mockingbird (Fun fact: this was written by Bruce Lee’s sister, Harper.)
• Music:
  • Hit me up for my spotify playlist. I'm not allowed to post it here. Lot's of 90's indie rock!
  • I need a date for Black Francis' Wedding.
  • Ask me why I feel bad about Elliot Smith. (This story is probably more than I want to type into my phone so I'll tell you when we move to a better chat than Reddit.)

Looking forward to hearing from you…