Yes, I know where I am. Posting on Reddit as a conservative is like wearing socks with sandals – some might secretly dig it, but most will judge. (Don't worry, I don't wear socks with sandals).

Still, here I am. Life’s too short not to take chances, right?

A Little About Me:

• I'm 38 – old enough to know better, young enough to still think I can pull off a leather jacket.
• I work in the finance industry – financially stable, goal-driven, and not living in my mom’s basement. (I still love you, Mom!)
• Firm believer in the FIRE movement (Financial Independence, Retire Early) – because why wait for your golden years to start living life?
• Hobbies:
  • Traveling (if only they still stamped passports...).
  • Hiking (prefer trails to treadmills).
  • Cooking (I’m no Gordon Ramsay, but I can make a mean steak).
  • Trivia nights (great at history, hopeless with pop culture).

What I'm Looking For:

• I’m a sucker for the idea of Sunday dinners, family board games, and that whole “it takes a village” mentality.
• I lean conservative – think individual responsibility, freedom to live your life, and healthy skepticism of the government trying to “help” too much. I know that can be a spicy take around here, but I promise, I’m more about thoughtful discussions than angry Twitter threads.
• I value kindness, loyalty, and the idea of being a strong partner who has your back. But let’s be real, I’m just as happy swapping gender stereotypes if you’re better at fixing the sink than I am.
• And why did I decide to randomly make an account on Reddit? I figured if I’m looking for someone who’s a little different, why not look in an unconventional place? I want to meet a woman who knows what she wants, is confident in her values, and isn't afraid to laugh at the absurdities of modern life. Bonus points if you can teach me something new or challenge me to see the world differently.

The Serious Stuff:

• I’ve got my life together: no baggage, no ex-drama, no unhealthy addictions (unless you count caffeine).\
• I’m big on clear communication – ghosting isn’t just rude; it’s lazy. I want to build something real with someone who sees the world the way I do but isn’t afraid to color outside the lines every now and then.
• The Fun Stuff: I believe life is an adventure – whether it’s hiking in Patagonia, trying a questionable street taco in Mexico City, or just finding the best dive bar in town. I’ve been known to make dad jokes before I’m technically a dad. Consider yourself warned.
• Karaoke? Yes. Am I good? Absolutely not, but I’ll belt out “Sweet Caroline” with heart. If you’ve got old-school values, a quick wit, and a sense of adventure, let’s chat. And if you’ve read this far and are rolling your eyes, well, I salute your endurance.

Send me a chat message if this sounds like your kind of crazy.