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71 [M4F] #Long Island/Manhattan - Bring your car (AKA your “body") in to Grandpa for a very very thorough tune up and text drive. You can bring your car (AKA “body") to me or I can travel to you. I take my time and am very very skilled and patient.
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CourtObjective9999 is a male age 71 looking for a female in Long
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So if you car (“body”) is lacking regular maintenance perhaps you should bring it in. I can give it the attention it needs and perhaps has not been been getting lately. Regardless of the size of your door handles and knobs, if they are not getting the true attention they need in order to insure they are working right and very polished, then this is a job I can handle. Besides your knobs, perhaps your bumper has not been gently touched in all the right locations, including just outside your engine, which is quite sensitive but perhaps totally ignored.

Your oils need to be slowly building up inside of your engine and perhaps overflow out a bit and perhaps be used to polish and buff your two aching knobs. Yes they are sensitive, but I am truly an expert in buffing them to the parameters that your engine require (per your instruction manual). I am also fine gently polishing and buffing your engine too, even wiping away any excess oils and leakage that may result during this polishing and buffing. I do have a very nice thick long tool which I can use to give you the final buffing you need inside your engine. It can be gentle at first then very hard and fast at the end to insure the job is properly done. Or done how you instruct me too, since this is your engine. Then I can give you some of my very special warm cream in any location you want. It will feel very soothing and I promise to pay more attention to your knobs and complete the buffing the right way before I am through. I have many years of experience and know how to polish and buff better than most men. But it is now up to you to let me demonstrate to you how skilled I am.

The mechanice is white, 6’, 200, clean shaven, very skilled hands, my equipment is well maintained and will work long and hard to get the job done the right way, I never take short cuts. I am an expert with all models, any age, paint color and size. My objective is to make your engine purr the way it should be and I recommend that if you like how will I tune up and drive your engine that you will take it back for regular maintenance. Just remember it must be used to keep it in good shape and regularly maintained,

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