How's that a slutty costume, you say??? Well I'm technically not wearing pants in that picture. The perks of working from home, baby!
How's it, 40plus?? Have you voted? Because you should. It's sexy as hell. Plus you get a sticker. Bonus points for swing state stickers because the electoral college is fucking stupid like that.
I'm going to do an about me list now because fuck all those other words that are necessary to create intelligible sentences!
Northern boy who found his way south. Say "fuck" quite a bit but not nearly as much as I used to. Progressive and only going further to the left as I age like moderately priced wine. Divorced dad with BDE (big dad energy). On my own 75% of the time. Not miserable [anymore]. Quite sure my 40s will be the the happiest and healthiest I've ever been. Oh man I just jinxed that shit. Definitely slowly getting in the best shape I've ever been but that's not saying much technically. Fan of empathy, smart dumb humor, sportsball, and the Oxford comma. Heavily influenced by 90s Simpsons and early Conan. Pretty fucking solid at Wordle and general trivia. Told you I still say "fuck" quite a bit.
Now you go.
Happy Halloween!
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 7 hours ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- i.redd.it/hohy4rluk4yd1....