I know! It's shocking to find a plus size woman looking for love. Hopefully you have composed yourself enough to read on

I'm a nurse, tattooed and pierced. I come with the standard issue single, white woman giant dog weighing in at 145lbs. I have no kids and can't have any, never married despite my efforts.

Definitely and introvert and a bit of a homebody, especially when single. I have a dark sense of humor sometimes, others I'm very bambi-esque and basic things fly right over my head. It's all about balance.

Gentle by nature with a sassy side, I am looking for a strong and protective partner who is gentle with me but fierce to the world when needed. Please know the sidewalk rule, and be the type of man who will drop everything and break laws to get to me in an emergency.

I am not the cute, fancy woman with her beach wave curls, makeup and fall leaves photos in a flannel. I am plain and I prefer it that way.

My dream is to live in the country with no visable neighbors, maybe a few animals to take care of. The best days are when I get to have my hands and feet in the dirt. Bonus points if you won't get mad at me for bringing home an orphaned cow or 3. Also dogs. And maybe an injured something else.

Things I am not - the next notch on your belt, your one night hookup, a satisfaction to your hidden fat fetish. For fucks sake I'm a human to and deserve to be treated as such.

Things I like - intelligent men who speak in full sentences and don't think "lol" is a full answer. WYD, HBU are also not preferred. Blue collar men = yes please! Bigger, bearded and tattooed men are a YESSSS PLEASE. Men with DIY skills, likes to laugh, lives a quieter life, only has eyes for one woman at a time

I've never used imgur before, but supposedly this is the kink? Hell I don't know. I promise I'm really kind and worth the chat 🙂

https://imgur.com/a/fLRvcca