Married father, and life’s been feeling about as repetitive as a Stefon nightclub recommendation—wild, but mostly just confusing. So here I am, looking to spice things up, maybe not with a Laser Cats level of chaos, but enough to break the routine.
I’m up before the Spartan Cheerleaders get their first "Perfect Cheer" in, and I crash early too, but I’m available most of the day for conversation. One thing though—if you’re the type to message once and pull a David S. Pumpkins disappearing act, I’m not interested. I’m more of a Dick in a Box kind of guy—consistent and committed, if you catch my drift.
If we vibe, I’m not just about texting. Let’s go full Two Wild and Crazy Guys—phone calls, video chats, whatever it takes to keep things fun. Maybe one day we’ll even be On a Boat. I’m open to meeting up in person if you’re nearby, but no pressure. Just know, I’m a Telegram guy through and through. Discord? Feels like taking advice from Debbie Downer.
I’m all about keeping things weird, like Wayne’s World weird but without the public access channel. So if you’re down to laugh and chat without ghosting, hit me up. Just leave the cowbell at home—we've got plenty of that.
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