Are you single and over 40? Do you like nerdy women who want to play video games with you? Do you find plus-sized women sexy? Do you have a great sense of humor and love to make your woman giggle? Have you had experiences so bad on dating apps that you’ve had to take a break to recover? If so, please keep reading.

Divorced this year. Not having a whole lot of luck with the dating scene. I’m certain most of you would agree it sucks. I’ve found that many men my age want women half their age. I can’t do much about my age. I’m also short and kind of built like a Smurf. I am fluffy, a chonk, a squishmallow. Yes, I’m working on it, but it doesn’t just happen overnight, I’m afraid. Aside from that, I have decent qualities. I’m affectionate, easy going, and dislike drama. If you can make me laugh, you’re in.

I am a nerd and I say that with pride. It’s okay if you’re one too. I love fellow nerds. They get me. I love playing video and board games both of which can be done solo, but it just isn’t the same, is it? I love to read sci fi, fantasy, mysteries, psychological thrillers, and sometimes, when I’m feeling really brave, I’ll try horror, but usually only on audio. Also love to binge watch shows in the same genres I read.

I don’t have children of my own, but I don’t mind if you do. On the topic of children, please be 40 or over. I’m certain you feel very mature at 21, but we will not be compatible no matter what you think.

Ultimately, I’m looking for a LTR with a solid friendship and compatibility behind closed doors. I’m more than happy to discuss the specifics of compatibility in private chat. I would like a life partner, my ride or die. But I also believe that developing this takes time and have no problem putting in the work. Let me also say that I’m really not interested in NSA, hook-ups, or FWB.

I’m not interested in poly or ENM. Been there, done that and the T-shirt no longer fits. I don’t want to be your side piece.

Otherwise, if you’re interested, hit me up and let’s chat.