Astrology says that I'm all about compromising my lofty standards at this time in the name of love. Which is why I suppose that I find myself here, SO LET'S DO THIS😄. This Reddit sector gives me the major ickies. Not YOU, of course! Never you. You, my love, are a fellow brave warrior battling the bots, topless Nigerian princesses and the adulterers on the opposite end of the swamp. It's like, full on battle of the five armies up in here. We should really receive medals of valor or something for our sacrifice and stoic fortitude as we trudge forth through the muck on our quest for each other. Maybe Morla the Ancient One will sneeze me in your general direction? ....MORLA!..... Is she even still around? Dammit, Morla, I need your nostrils!!

I just always feel so bad for dropping my posts off here in the sewers to bob and float around amongst the slime and depravity. I'm sorry, my sparkly little love post. It's for the greater good. I honor your sacrifice in the name of Happily Ever After. Stay shiny. Don't let the bog get you down.

She understands. So brave. 🥹

I do have a fairly short inventory of previous posts and comments in my history talking more about myself and what I'm looking for and would recommend you read ONE or TWO of them. Sorry, I know...my lazy game is particularly robust today. But I will say this... I AM single and, to be clear, I'm looking for love (with a single [unattached] {NON MARRIIIIED-UH} guy) and/or friendship with just a plain old cool person.

Let me leave you with the important questions that are on my mind today and I would very much love answers to...

Have you ever had an existential crisis while stargazing in the mountains?

If you were camping out in the middle of nowhere and heard breathing and crunching next to your tent would you be the type of person to yell, "SKIDDADLE TO ANOTHER PART OF THE FOREST YOU MOUTH BREATHER!" or would you silently curl your knees up to your chest and rock back and forth in fear until Bigfoot walked away? ORRR, third option, would you immediately grab your phone, unzip the tent and snap a picture (with flash) into the void to see what it is?

If you could recommend one book to me that you absolutely loved, which one would it be, and why?

What did you last dream about? (I had a dream last night that I was fighting off a flock of Cassowary's with a pool noodle in a warehouse. .... I don't even know.)

If you were unemployed and desperate and there were only two available job openings left on Earth that would take you without experience, one of which was Director of Shenanigans at Barracuda Dentistry and Oral Health, Inc. and the other was on call macrame artist for the Association of Disadvantaged Walls and Facades...which one would you choose?

Should I ask a normal question or are we having too much fun? I always love asking the weird ones because I learn exactly what I need to learn about people by how they answer (or don't answer) the question 😉. Bonus points if you answer any questions from previous posts!