Hello there my fellow vertebrates,

As my snarky username suggests, I'm interested in an intelligent, confident, submissive-leaning woman ready for a kinky friends-with-benefits (FWB) relationship. This connection would be about diving deep into our desires with enthusiastic consent and respect.

For me, 'FWB' is all about enjoying the fun and excitement of dating without the pressure of settling down or building a life together. It’s a chance for us to fully enjoy each other’s company and share some playful kinky moments along the way.

About Me: I am a Black DC professional who loves books, drawing, and creative writing. I grew up on two continents. My marriage is open so that I can explore my dominant side. I enjoy mini-golf, cooking, awful puns, rooftop pool lounging, and the mountains more than the beach.

I believe in open and honest communication. I believe in prioritizing your pleasure, and I am committed to safe and consensual kink. I am also a little tied up right now learning shibari. Ba dum tish.

Seriously. I wasn't kidding about the awful puns.

You: You're a woman who appreciates reciprocity and values clear communication in your life and in kink. You seek a physical closeness in trust-bound relations, while prizing intellectual and emotional connections. If you're a professional, a wanderer, or a creative, we'll likely click, regardless of whether you're new to ENM, polyamory, or kink. I look forward to discussing our boundaries and hard limits.

Preferences: I appreciate substance over stereotypes. Great oral hygiene and avoiding tobacco. Liberal, open-minded values lead to more interesting conversations and better connections. I also chief of staff/butle for two cats (for those with allergies).

Interested?: Let's connect! Begin with an unusual topic you’re passionate about or a brief self-description. If our banter goes well over text, let's meet for a beverage?

Looking forward to hearing from you!