58 [M4F] #VA Keep Scrolling!

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Standard-Proof8100 is a male age 58 looking for a female in Virginia

Post Body

I know that these are never read, so keep scrolling!

I’m here for the same reasons you are - dead bedrooms, dead emotionally, roommates situation, and to keep out of a JD Vance rumor.

I miss the romance, the intimacy, the best friend, and the blue squirrels.

I am married, professional, educated, and I own shoes. I’m tall, follicularly challenged (shaved head), goatee, hazel eyes and medium build. I also have only 10 toes.

I’m seeking a new relationship, and I’m open to any situation. Short term, long term, a trip to Saturn.

I’m open to any relationship- married, separated, single, or childless cat lady. Age is not too important but 35 or older seems right.

Come for the discovery if a great new relationship and stay for the pink elephant that got away!

Thanks for reading!

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Profile updated: 2 days ago

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Standard-Proof8100

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r/R4R40Plus

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Location

Virginia

They Are

a male

Age

Looking For

a female

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