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41 [F4M] #NYC /Anywhere - Save me!
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Last call! If you're smart, cute, charming, and funny, make your move before the countdown clock runs out. I've been on Reddit looking for dating purposes for months now and nothing has materialized. It's just been a string of strange conversations with men including:
- man who messages me while he eats chocolate ice cream naked in bed 🍨
- man who only sends pictures of himself with rodent filters on 🐭
- guy very angry at me that he has no testicles 🍒
- guy who inexplicably gave me a list of his favorite rappers to prove he wasn't racist 😂
- guy who keeps sending me pictures of himself holding dead snakes he finds ☠️
- man who likes to roleplay as Mr. Rogers 📺
- dude who said he couldn't chat with me anymore because sometimes I take longer than 5 minutes to respond and that makes him too anxious 😰
- man who keeps calling me a MILF (I have no kids) and a cougar, even though we're only 3 years apart 😵💫
I've given myself until Sunday night to chat meet someone fun and worthwhile for a relationship but after that I'm throwing in the towel.
If you want to chat with a cute, smart, witty, and talented woman, you've got tonight and tomorrow to swoop in and save me from the perils of singlehood! 💋
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100%
Account Age
9 years
Verified Email
Yes
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No
Total Karma
713
Link Karma
395
Comment Karma
318
Profile updated: 3 hours ago
Posts updated: 1 month ago
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They Are
a female
Age
41
Looking For
a male
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- 2 months ago
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