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49[F4R] #anywhere- Mindlessly doomscrolling and binging questionable television? Let’s do it together!
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AcanthaceaeKooky5028 is a female age 49 looking for a redditor in Anywhere
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Hello!

Very nice to meet you. I’m going to be honest in saying i don’t know what I’m looking for, the best description would be a connection. I am a professional, snarky, liberal human and I’m looking for the same. I love having great conversations, but I desire more than a chat buddy. I have plenty of those. I am seeking someone who will be willing to give me a slice of their time. Let’s video chat, laugh over our difficult day on the phone together, watch the Great British Baking Show and fight over who will have the soggiest bottom, if we click, the possibilities are endless:

Me: - Late forties (today is my birthday). - I try to take good care of myself, but I do have in bum what I lack in boob - I ALWAYS wear sunblock - I love to get outside as often as I can. - Dogs DEFINITELY belong on the furniture. - David Bowie is the artist of his generation. - I love to read, but I have ADHD so sometimes I have to read the same page 2-3 times before it sticks. - I will make you read my writing and give me honest feedback.

You: - At least 36 (younger never works) - Body type is irrelevant as long as you take care of yourself the best that you can. - You must be an animal person (at least a dog person). - Don’t tell me you love me after 3 days…you don’t. But you CAN tell me I’m amazing. - Be ready to move off of Reddit. I don’t like the chat here. - Be willing to video chat. - BE HONEST. No hurt feelings if it is no working out. - Pic as soon as possible. I understand that attraction is important.

I look forward to seeing what happens!

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Profile updated: 5 days ago
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a female
Age
49
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a Redditor
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2 months ago