I woke up too early and, even though there are a million things I could do, I really don't want to completely give up and start the day yet. So I'd love to find someone to chat with.

Please read through these bullet points before messaging me:

• Not interested in chatting with married men
• Please no one younger than 38.
• Up for chatting about food, tv, movies, books, our personal lives, your hobbies, politics (I lean left), dogs, traveling, fitness, other stuff but not horror movies, conspiracy theories, or hiking.
• Please actually want to chat and know how to hold your own in a conversation. I don't know what is up with people who initiate conversations and then barely say anything.
• If you want to chat, please send a chat message only and tell me if you think soup is good or bad, so I know you read this. And also tell me your age and location.
• Not a fan of picky eaters.