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27 [M4F] #UK/Online Simp looking to keep you company
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Key-Raspberry2728 is a male age 27 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Hey!

As the title says, I'm looking for someone to simp over online. Someone who perhaps needs company throughout their day, wants to be lusted over or needs to be told how amazing and beautiful they are. See me as your pocket simp, a few taps away from giving you attention and praise.

Perhaps you enjoy keeping guys like me dangling on a string, suspended in that delicate and frustrating space where you know I have a huge crush on you but, you enjoy leading me on, teasing me and giving out crumbs of hope which you know I'll fall for every time.

If you are experienced in this kind of dynamic, a flirt and a relentless tease or, always wanted to do this to a simpy guy, I'd love to hear from you!

About me: 27, tall and slim, cute looking, blond hair and blue eyes, a little nerdy and awkward and love to read 20th century fiction and game.

I'm quite inexperienced with girls in real life. I have fallen in to the friend zone and been teased and left hanging a number of times. I always noticed girls would go for guys who were more confident, sporty or cocky and use words such as; "Ah he's so hot!". All the while I receive a different attitude altogether; "Aww you're so sweet!".

This can take any direction really. I'm happy to just chat about past experiences or interests or we can be more involved and you include me in your daily gossip or venting about issues as you would with your girl friends. I would prefer this to be ongoing. I'd also love to give my opinion on things such as, guys you're seeing, outfit choices for dates and anything else you can think of.

If this sounds like it would be fun, I look forward to hearing from you x

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