I'm just going to put it all out there. I'm not a worker bee, a breadwinner, a career man, a ladder climber, or even much of an earner at all. I have a work ethic, but unfortunately for me, my wiring and my scars do not make my ethic well-suited for traditional employment. But I do work hard. What do I work hard at? The things I care about. Not a lot of things make that list, I'm just being honest. But of the things that DO make that list, here are the ones relevant to you:

• I derive a great amount of satisfaction from domestic chores. I care about a clean home, a clean body, a clean life, and a clean spirit. When you're married to me, you don't do dishes. You don't do laundry. You don't clean the house. You don't worry about running the home. I do that. I do all that.
• I derive a great amount of satisfaction from taking care of a woman. I dote on you. I cater to you. When my woman's back hurts, I rub it. When she cries, I hold her. When she's tired, I carry her to bed. When she's sick, I bring her blankets and tea. When she's feeling aroused, I service her (and in so doing, service myself).
• I derive a great amount of satisfaction from romance. I would see it as my job to keep romance alive. I plan dates. I keep things interesting. I leave notes in your purse or messages on the fridge for you. I surprise you. I regularly do things that keep you secure in the knowledge that it is YOU I love, that YOU are all I want or need.
• It's a matter of pride and self-respect for me that I do NOT cheat. I don't demean myself that way, and I don't demean you that way. I know there are a lot of men who talk the talk but don't walk the walk, but I dare you to try me. Test me. I am fucking LOYAL to a fault.

My work ethic shines in this way. My love is a bottomless pit of devotion, care, reliability, consistency, and more affection than a woman could even handle. But don't ask me to earn money. I do have a remote job, but I guarantee it's a pittance to what you probably earn. But I have no interest in doing anything beyond that. My dream job is being your husband. But there is a cost to all I offer. Not cheap, but quality never is.

As a man who was married for almost 2 decades, I know the ropes. I'm housebroken. A housebroken stray cat. Take me in? Give me a home... and I will give you the totality of my big, warm, loving man heart.