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52 [M4F] #Nor Cal #SacTown What are the best three things in life?
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LarrySpankbottom is a male age 52 looking for a female in Nor
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Growing up , I kept hearing adults sharing this joke. The best three things in life are the drink before and the cigarette after. And that confused me terribly.

Now, I'm not a smoker or a drinker but ...I'll definitely invite you to share a glass of wine and a night of flirts and laughs, maybe even a movie. And after that, maybe I'll learn what happens between the drink and the smoke. You don't have to be a smoker, we will improvise something.

I'm a pesimist and an optimist and a dreamer and a cynical grumpy old man combined with an incorrigible romantic. A mix of goofy and deep, definitely more Kevin James than Clooney, sarcastic, smartassey and smart, punhub lover, lyrics afficionado and movie quotes sharer.

So, since "the loneliness is killing me" why don't you "hit me baby one more time"?

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Location
Nor
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a male
Age
52
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a female
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1 month ago