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31 [M4F] Online/ON -The Bear in the Woods
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Next-Onion-2503 is a male age 31 looking for a female
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Hi ladies! For those of you who understandably picked the bear, maybe I could be a healthy compromise? I have many bear-like traits; I’m big, hairy, and startled by loud noises. I love food, naps, and anything that scratches my back just right. I’m open to some adventures and tomfoolery, but also happy to stay in and hibernate together.

I’m here looking for a connection. Be it an online flirtationship or something more serious, I’m all in! I am a one-bear wife kind of guy, though! I am monogamous in all of my dealings and appreciate the same. I don’t have any cubs of my own. I’m not religious, nor am I a heavy drinker. I’m 420 friendly but do not partake very often. My major vices are baked goods and back scratches. I have more than a passing resemblance to a bear, having a dark beard, hairy body and a healthy amount of chunk, as well as being the tallest person in the room!

I strongly believe that open communication, honesty and transparency are the cornerstones of a strong relationship and help deepen our shared passion & intimacy. My dream date night is simply sharing a meal over a movie or board game. Throw some cats and dogs into the cuddle pile and I’m even happier! I’m easy to please!

In a partner I find intelligence, passion & curiosity to be very attractive traits. I grew up loving heroines like Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley & Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor. Accents, giggles and hair I can play with are all very welcome. Ideally you’ll be within a few years of my age, and a few hours from the EST timezone if long-distance. Frequent communication is important to me, with a preference towards voice calls sooner than later.

I value the simple and nerdy things in life, and would rather find my person to spend my life with rather than living a life of comfort and privilege. Board game nights, movie marathons, seeing the new museum exhibit and painting miniatures makes me a happy man. My dream is to open an animal sanctuary or hobby farm that could double as a human therapy center.

For work I am currently in a volunteer trial position at a local local food bank where I socialize with seniors and the food-insecure. I am finding great joy in making others feel safe, welcome, and cared for. I also help with tech support and security. My side gig is working as a problematic dog walker/sitter, which I also love. I also volunteer my time as a cat foster sitter and administrator. Adopt, don’t shop!

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