General details: 46 male St. Louis. 5'6. Divorced, no kids, INFP, a C-PTSD survivor, loner/introvert, cat dad, writer/musician, hippie-minded, bookworm, inked, somewhat pierced, and an utter hopeless romantic

Employment: Remote work in the writing and publishing industry. I spend most of my life in pajamas.

Zodiac: November 22 (not that I give a shit about this stuff)

Ethnicity: 50% Sicilian. I can cook pasta that tears your clothes off. The other 50% is German/Irish

Pronouns: Fuck off with that shit. You'll find me singularly old-fashioned.

Harry Potter house: Slytherin (and proud of it)

Music: I'm a Deadhead. If you don't know what that is, here, this is the knife you put in my back, where would you like it now? I also like the jazz of the 40s, 50s, and 60s

420: Yes, but I could also give it up anytime

Movies: I'm the go-to guy for obscure films of the 40s and 50s. Black and white is always my preference

Kids: I don't have any and don't want any of my own

Pets: I come with a very sweet long-haired tuxedo cat named Archie. He's really the main selling point, I'm sort of just an accessory.

Previous marriage: 17 years, ended mostly mutually for typical reasons of growing apart and changing over the years

Sexuality: I'm an EXTREME pygophiliac. I would underline extreme if they would let me. "Callipygian" is one of my favorite words. I can tell you this: you will not be able to keep my hands off you, I'm very affectionate. I'm also a consummate demisexual

Penis: You'll find me on the average end

Hygiene: You could serve dinner off any part of my body. I'm a cologne wearing man, deal with it

My current location: I'm not staying in St. Louis. I plan to relocate as soon as a fitting opportunity to do so arises

Love languages: quality time, touch, cooking

Interests: I am currently in the beginning stages of putting a band together. I've played guitar and sang for 30 years. I used to perform all over the place in college. Looking to get back into, preferably not here in St. Louis

Politics: I'm entirely apolitical and don't give a shit about any of it, it's all bullshit. BUT I do object to people raping women and grabbing them by the vaginas, so there's that. I am pro-choice, though. That's not political, that's just common fucking sense

Religion: atheist and not looking to change that

Stance on monogamy: I do NOT share. I don't expect you to either.

Other pertinent random facts: I sleep on the left side of the bed (that's if you're standing at the foot of the bed, facing it). I will do all the housework you ask EXCEPT vacuuming... the answer is already no if you ask. I smoke a tobacco pipe. I've been known to spontaneously start speaking in rhyme. I sometimes steal forks from restaurants, if I like the fork. At night, in bed, my hand sometimes turns into a tarantula named Lowell who will either torment you or cuddle you, you can never tell. I wear a Deathly Hallows necklace. I'm a pluviophile, I will literally go out and stand in the rain as often as I can--I love it when my hair smells like rain. I'm ashamed to admit it, but a simple flashing of your boobs will win most arguments. I like a game of chess before bed. The Office is my comfort show.

I guess that's enough for now.