More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease...

If you know this one, and it resonated with you at one point or another we'll probably get along, and there's a good chance we're in the same age range. I love this song... Just feel like it's not THAT time for me yet. Maybe you feel the same way?

Anyway, Zaphod is just this guy, you know...?

I'm 39, from New York, and I like obscure or not so obscure references.

Would you like to talk for hours and then decide we should meet and hang out and then have an incredible time together and maybe even make it a regular thing? Sounds pretty simple, right?

Anyway, I also like to make lists:

Me: - 39, single and sporting a killer sense of humor and baby blues - short (5'5) - funny, sarcastic and snarky, but I don't just dish it out, I can take it too. Banter is good. - into trivia (I'm on a couple teams) - voracious reader - aspiring writer (heavy emphasis on aspiring) - if there's anything I do more than read it's watch movies (huge movie buff) - job, my own place all that boring bs - equally partial to being a homebody and getting cozy with the right lady and /or bar hopping and partying all night long with that same right lady (hence the post really) - like road trips to small towns - trying new foods, I also cook

You: - Smart, funny, the dorkier the better - Close to my age - find any of the stuff on my list potentially attractive - single (not looking for an affair) - like sex, are open to sex (if the attraction is there), know what you want and aren't shy about it - equally into doing a crossword puzzle together or hitting the town and staying up till the wee o'clock - have a killer smile and aren't afraid to use it - if you're as into movies as I am that would just be an awesome bonus - not selling any kind of content or looking to add subscribers to your insta or whatever - got and liked the references above (these are definitely not obscure, so casting a wide net here lol)

Let's keep it simple and have a good time. Hope to hear from you!