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50 [M4F] #Chicago/#Atlanta/Anywhere : Insomnia and Waffles
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vikingesque is a male age 50 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. Married (dead relationship). I love weed, dungeons and dragons, explicitly expressed consent, bohemians, hippies, nerds, dorks, geeks, terrible movies, and portmanteaus.

Imagine we're in a metaphor shaped like a twenty-four hour diner. Maybe a Waffle House. We've had our cups refilled so many times there's been a shift-change. Just a pair of brains that rubbed together the right way and it opened flood gates and fed a conversation like a rolling river.

When we finally say "Good night" it means: "I've got about twenty more things to tell you, and there are five things we need to circle back to, but we've both got to adult tomorrow". And the attendant "Good Morning" actually means: "You are the first thought in my head this morning..."

For the record if you did take the Waffle House path on the metaphor I had the all-star and coffee (black).

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a male
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50
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a female
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