Please help me to get rid of the soul sucking dating apps forever! I long to have my last first date.

Semi-normal slightly boring girl seeks semi-normal slightly boring guy.

About me:

·      41 expat in the Netherlands, 5’10

·      Work in the corporate world

·      Im an introverted extrovert who needs space after social interactions

·      Neurodivergent

·      Dory (Finding Nemo) in the human form

·      I have unique opinions, a very dark dry sense of humour and swear, a lot

·      Binge watcher of many things, currently watching Madame Secretary, Tulsa King and other trailor trash reality tv

·      Enjoys baking and making food, Im next taking on bread….

·      Love an all inclusive adult only holiday in the sun

·      I’m currently on my 4^th country and not looking to move.

You:

·      41 or older

·      Likes cats

·      Based somewhere in the EU and if it’s a true match, you’d be willing to relocate to the Netherlands

·      Be willing to meet somewhat soonish If we are a match (Im not looking for penpals)

·      No children, dog owner or smoker

My type has typically been guys who work in IT but clearly that hasn’t worked out… Im open to anyone where we have a connection, you have a career, know who you are and what you want.

Attraction is of course important to everyone. Pictures of myself are in this link.

If you think maybe we could be a match, then please send me a message with a small introduction and picture of yourself and we’ll take it from there.

(I will not respond to messages where you are younger than 41 or not based in Europe.)

Experience (far too many) have taught me not to give out my number until Im basically in a committed relationship, otherwise I end up with a phone full of strangers numbers and then random drunk texts. If I had €20 for every time someone said it wouldn’t happen with them and then it did, I would be able to cover the cost of a very nice 5* holiday in the sun. This is not negotiable for me and we will stay on the app. If this is a problem for you, then we are in no way a match.

We may not be a match and that’s ok, I wish you all the best in finding what you’re looking for.