Note: please actually read the post before you decide to respond.

You know that little rush of adrenaline when you wake up thinking there might be an unread message on your phone? The butterflies you feel when receive an unexpected compliment? The hours lost, but not wasted, as you chat back and forth? I want that.

I've been getting my life back on track after a rough couple of years, and the thing I'm missing most is a partner in crime. It's the first time I've had to try and do this in 20 years so I'm very much out of practice. Tnder and Bmble haven't been particularly effective thus far so I turn to Reddit. Looking for someone fun, interesting, and naughty who I can initially fall in lust with. From there, who knows?

I'll leave it brief so we can get to know each other through chatting, but essentially I'm 5'5 (yes, I know. Blah blah), sporting a dad bod, beard, and shaved head. Separated, but still married, although we live apart. My core value is honesty, and I hope you can appreciate that. I have many, many faults but each day is an opportunity for me to better myself, which is what I'm trying to do. It's a long process though.

In terms of a partner I have a preference for someone at least 25 , redhead or brunette, good legs. I love curves in all the interesting places. Multiple kinks that can be explored as time goes on. If they also believe that heels always stay on in the bedroom, that would be fantastic.If you're an exhibitionist who likes to dress up, whether that be in a figure hugging dress, a costume, lingerie or stockings and high heels (my personal favourite) then im sure we'd get on famously.

If you have any interest in seeing what could happen, please send over a message/chat and we'll go from there. A "Hi" is fine, but it would be nice to have a bit more information about you. Add the word elephant in your reply so I know you've at least read this far! I can't stand the bots in this place.