First off, I never get replies. Why? It isnāt from lack of trying; nobody seems even so much as remotely interested with the exception of scammers and content sellers. I think itās really difficult to convey positive qualities about oneself without sounding either pompous or insincere, so Iām going to post some negative/unattractive qualities instead. If any of you ladies from the ages of about 35-45 think you might be able to tolerate text messaging with me, please let me know. Here goes:
I smoke, but I lie about that on dating sites.
Iāve been with more women than the average man has. I did casual sex in my twenties, and I have no idea what my ābody countā is. Miraculously, I have no STIs, including all flavors of HPV along with both flavors of HSV. I canāt even fathom how this is possible, but Iām quite happy about the news.
I drive a 2008 Hyundai. I donāt grasp how having a car like that improves the quality of a man. Plus, I only pay 36 bucks a month for insurance, so I feel like Iām coming out ahead here.
I am mentally ill. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder sucks horribly, and meds do absolutely nothing for it.
I have a child who doesnāt live with me. Sheās really cool, and is about to turn 18. She often bugs me to get a girlfriend because she knows Iām happier when in a mutually affectionate relationship.
I work in the mental health industry, which is basically human trafficking with rules and insurance companies calling the shots. If you really have the urge to ask me how my day went, be prepared to hear some depressing stuff!
I sometimes wear clothing twice before washing. Occasionally even three times, so long as Iām not sweating.
I shower twice a week unless thereās a compelling reason to take an additional one, and I am baffled by people who shower daily.
I live with three roommates, which I donāt mind because itās cheap and itāll give me a chance to pack away retirement savings.
Iāve used hard drugs in my past. Like, a lot of hard drugs. Iāve been off of heroin for 14 years. Feel free to ask whatever youād like; itās a bit cathartic to speak about it.
I havenāt had any romance or desire for romance in three years. Iām finally at a point where I donāt refer to myself as sexually active.
I once specialized professionally in cult deprogramming and post-exit identity integration, and it traumatized me to the point where fight or flight kicks in when I think too much about it. The pay was good though.
I like mustard on French fries.
I have kinks that are a little bit uncommon and will make you blush, giggle, or wretch.
I once stole a necklace that someone was mailing to a relative out of a mailbox. Thatās federal criminality, yo.
Back when I was a nurse, I used to steal drugs from work, pharmacies, other hospitals, drug carts, and elsewhere. Like, lots of drugs. So many drugs that I compiled my own little pharmacy at home. And I never even came close to getting caught.
Sometimes when I work from home, I watch Netflix, fuck around on Reddit, or lay down for naps. I do meet productivity targets, but itās blatant time theft. I do it in retaliation for their wage theft.
I get some of my food from food pantries even though I can afford everything I need. Granted, I do give most of it away to my starving patients, but I ransack every single bag for the good shit before distributing it.
I donāt recycle at the moment. I have before and I will again, but right now I toss cans and plastic bottles in with regular trash.
I was married for four years to a woman who I later found out was already married. Sheās my baby momma.
I used to carry firearms because I thought I was in danger. Turns out I was just crazy. Now I have a psychological aversion to firearms.
I take no pity when it comes to your religious beliefs. If you quote scripture at me or claim that your god is challenging someone as a test, be prepared for retort.
I opine that Madonna should fucking retire already. The things she does for vanity make her look gross, and thatās an opinion Iām sticking to.
I only pay for the food and soft drinks on dates. If youāre going to drink, youāre going to pay for it. Exceptions are made for paired wines.
I frequently prefer dating high functioning mentally ill people because I donāt have to lie to them when they ask how my day is going.
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Is there anybody willing to tolerate me? Would anybody like to share negative facts about themselves for me? Iām waiting for literally anybody to respond, but I suspect itāll be a long wait.
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