I was born. I will die. The about me in between all that is a beautifully jumbled up mix of people and experiences. Changes, growth, love, sadness, joy, hurt, goodbyes, hellos, and reflection. The gift of my young daughter (age 6), who is the most important to me, as I once lost a young son. We tight. Ask me about any of my life, Iām an open book. A lot of my pages have been torn out, but there are more to be written.
I am a perpetual innovator and profound contemplator/deep thinker. Iāve always believed thereās more to life than what we see or hear. I assign meaning to a falling leaf and feel the poetry and grace in the expressions on couplesā faces when their hands find each other on a busy street. To the feeling of absentmindedly touching my partner, because it comforts me in a way I can never define. My heart does more than pump blood; I have a mind that runs more creativity than by 1ās and 0ās; and a body that more often than not, finds itself in the middle of the most amazing adventures. Really though, I just live best I can to justify my existence for a few more decades.
I am also the sort of person you become if you watched Caddyshack and Golden Girls obsessively around the age 12. Iām full of bad puns/dad jokes, terrible innuendos, and witty comebacks. I am the human equivalent of a Wikipedia page, but for useless information. I cuss a lot, though itās not directed towards others in anger ā unless thereās disrespect towards myself or another, or if Iām in traffic. I have a techy job which makes me a gentleman on the streets and a freak with the geeks in the spreadsheets. I enjoy physics and math. I enjoy rage sighing, eating tacos like Iām on my way to the electric chair, and I am undefeated when asking to race...after Iāve already started running. I love to hike, camp, and am pretty active. But I will sure as hell lay around an entire weekend and binge LOTR. Join meā¦my precious.
I figured Iād try this again since there are no openings in the Dating Protection Program, and mouthing āI love youā to strangers in public hasnāt been working. Iām pretty plain looking. 5ā11. Brown hair, blue eyes. Athletic dad bod to average. You likely wouldnāt give two blinks worth of a look at me if you saw me walk by. You also wouldnāt scream in horror and punk me in the face with a frying pan. Thereās nothing fancy about me; I drive a car that screams professional by day, dad by night. I buy my clothes at Kohls and Target. But Iām the perfect example of ādonāt judge a book by its cover.ā What lies beyond my outer shell is what people enjoy most. Iām fun. Iām supportive. I live for creating temptation with my partner and keeping things interesting. Without self-aggrandizing, I believe that anyone aside from those in traffic, would agree that I am the most kind. I have a big heart and Iāve given a piece of that to everyone close to me in life. And thereās still a lot to give. Iām emotionally available, and sure about it. I feel thatās an important mention. Hopefully you are too.
If you think we might have something things in common that could make for some good times, come say hi (not just hi). Be kind. Own what you got. Focus on your good and come with your best. Short, tall, skinny, big, Brillo pads for eyebrows or a stare that makes me wonder if you have lead poisoning ā I donāt care. We are all flawed. We can discuss those in time, as I have my flaws. Iāll just think yours are cute. Letās not let it be the focus. Be witty, and donāt take yourself too seriously. Be confident, not pretentious. Smartassy, not snarky. Letās have conversations. Letās be clingy. Double text. Call, say good morning and goodnight. I like knowing someone cares because they show it. I like knowing theyāre putting in effort. Iām simple. I just want someone to show me something awesome, teach me something new, to share stories and adventures with, and to help me with my headstand. Letās get next level and make people jealous. Letās create beautiful days. Come rest your head on my chest on dark ones. Open your heartās fist to an outstretched hand. Take mine. Letās just be decent fucking humans to each other, which seems to be a rarity nowadays. Lets just have fun...
Please be patient with me if I donāt reply right away and be on the lookout for a reply to yours if you decide to respond. š
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